Roo: Fee~fi~fo~fum, I smell the blood of an ysican!
(Yunica wonders if the creature is a roo?) Roo: I am hungry! Ich habe hunger!Onaka suita! (sweat)
Feed me feed me feed me!
(Yunica don't understand you) Roo: If I do not get any food soon I may plop down dead right at you feet.
And if so I will of course evacuate my bowels all over your hoop skirt.
Is that what you want?
(Yunica wonders if the roo hungry?) Roo: And bingo was his name-o! (shock)
So you are going to feed me now, yes?
(Yunica gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: Now you speak my language!
I like you I like you I like you! (heart)
Here let me do something nice for you.
Consider it a thank-you gift.
(Strengthen Yunica's axe) Roo: Pretty sweet, huh? We are totally awesome like that!
(Yunica praised him) Roo: Yeah we have it all. Beauty braits and magical prowess.
The whole package! (paw)
Flooded Prison 9F
Roo: I have not eaten in so long I am beginning to forget what food looks like.
My little brother says there is a human going around feeding us.
Are you that human?
Please tell me you are that human.
(Give roda fruit) Roo: Holy crap! Are you serious? (shock)
You are the greatest human in all the land!
Please take this as a token of my thanks!
It sparkles like the stars in the sky.
But so do your eyes.
You are so dreamy! (heart)
(Received topaz) Roo: I cannot tell you how grateful I am to you!
Roo: I cannot properly convey just how famished I am.
It almost feels like my stomach is eating itself in a bizarre spatial paradox of epic proportions!
(Yunica gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: (Give roda fruit)
Oh no what do I do what do I do what do I do?
You gave me a gift but I do not have a gift to give you in return.
The other roos will disembowel me for this!
I know! I will give you the gift of song.
It is pretty cheesyto be sure but it may be enough.Enjoy!
(roo humms Feena's theme, Yunica is surprised sand says Reah and Feena used to play it for her, and ask roo how he knows it.) Roo: The same way you know it.
From the Goddesses of course!
We did live with them after all.
Silent Sands 14F
Roo: I am such an idiot!
I was super duper hungry so I went out to find some food...
And I wound up here! (sweat drops)
You look like a generous individual.
Will you contribute to the save a roo foundation?
(Yunica gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: Oh my! (shocked)
You are a lovely person.
Please take this as a show of my thanks!
(Yunica received Sylphen Boots) Roo: I think you get the raw end of this deal personally.
What do I need with human armor?
Blighted Blood 19F
Roo: Well you look nice and flesh... I mean fresh!
Insert fruit for prize?
I will be your best friend!
You like incessant chittering and claw marks on your suit right?
(Yunica gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: Whoa! For me? For true?
You are super amazing!
I should tell my old friend mister tiddles about you.
He would never believe me!
Here is a little something for your troubles.
Use it well my friend. (heart)
(Yunica received Battle Armor) Roo: I bid you well on your journey my friend!
Demonic Core 23F
Roo: The demons around here are merciless.
My cuteness is my shield.
But you are an ugly human so you may be in trouble!
I think I may die soon if I do not get food in my stomach.
Oh woe is me! (sweats)
(Yunica gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: For true? (shocked)
My eyes!
They overflow with tears of joy!
I must thank you for this with all my heart... and with my power!
(Give Yunica ability to burst) Roo: From me to you. Man of hu.
On behalf of roo. Whoop de doo!
I bid you well on your journey my friend!
Failed to produce a roda fruit
Roo: Curse you and your lineage!
May your distant descendant foreordain her own murder! (angry)
(Yunica tries to talk to them) Roo: My hunger knows no bounds. It is boundless like the sea.
And should you bear roda fruit you are beautiful like the lighthouse upon that sea.
(Yunica says sorry again.) Roo: I know where you live. Too bad I cannot fly...
Refused to produce a roda fruit
Roo: Chirps and chortles cannot express my disillusionment with your species right now.
Roo: Fee~fi~fo~fum, I smell the blood of an ysican!
(Hugo sees the roo and thought that is want to attack him) Roo: No! You are stupid and silly! Why would I do something like that?
I am a roo. I lived with the Goddesses. But now I have horns.
I guess you could say I am horny.
And I sure do dig humans (paw)
I think this will be the beginning of a beautiful friendship...
(Roo jumps around, stomach growls, Hugo ask if they are hungry) Roo: Duh! Of course I am hungry.
Did you think my stomach just did that for the hell of it?
I am on the verge of starving but there is not a thing to eat anywhere. (sweat)
(Hugo give roda fruit) Roo: Oh! Goddesses! Do I ever love me some roda fruit?
The things I will do to it... terrible, unspeakable acts!
Please leave me alone with that fruit!
Here, let me do something nice for you,
Consider it a thank-you gift.
(takes out Cleria ore, Hugo is surprised) Roo: Damned straight! And wait till you see what I can do with it!
(Powers up Hugo's wand, Hugo praises them) Roo: Yes! I know. Everybody tells me that. (paw)
Flooded Prison 9F
Roo: Are you food?
I can no longer tell.
My big brother says there is a human going around feeding us.
Are you that human?
Please tell me you are that human.
(Hugo give roda fruit to roo) Roo: Holy crap! are you serious? (shocks)
You are the greatest human in all the land!
Please take this as a token of my thanks!
It sparkles like the stars in the sky.
But so do you eyes.
You are so dreamy!(heart)
(Gives Hugo a topaz) Roo: I cannot tell you how grateful I am to you!
Roo: Sight of fruit... So beautiful... Should have sent... A poet... (sweat)
Do I eat it all in one go? Or divide it and savor it over time? Decisions decisions!
Roo: I cannot properly convey just how famished I am.
It almost feels like my stomach is eating itself in a bizarre spatial paradox of epic proportions!
(Hugo gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: What a remarkable person you are.
The only thing more delicious than roda fruit is your tasty tasty generosity.
It has inspired me to respond in kind so please take this humblest of gifts! (paw)
(Hugo received Hammer)
Roo: Life is one big contrast. I am a creature of soft fur yet I give you a hammer of hard steel.
Where was I keeping it? Nobody knows! If life not a grand mystery?
Silent Sands 14F
Roo: I am such an idiot!
I was super duper hungry so I went out to find some food...
And I wound up here! (sweat drops)
You look like a generous individual.
Will you contribute to the save a roo foundation?
(Hugo give roda fruit to roo) Roo: Oh my! (shocked)
You are a lovely person.
Please take this as a show of my thanks!
(Hugo received the Elder Shoes) Roo: I think you get the raw end of this deal personally.
What do I need with human armor?
Blighted Blood 19F
Roo: Well you look nice and flesh... I mean fresh!
Insert fruit for prize?
I will be your best friend!
You like incessant chittering and claw marks on your suit right?
(Hugo gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: Whoa! For me? For true?
You are super amazing!
I should tell my old friend mister tiddles about you.
He would never believe me!
Here is a little something for your troubles.
Use it well my friend. (heart)
(Hugo received Crimson coat) Roo: I bid you well on your journey my friend!
Demonic Core 23F
Roo: The demons around here are merciless.
My cuteness is my shield.
But you are an ugly human so you may be in trouble!
I think I may die soon if I do not get food in my stomach.
Oh woe is me! (sweats)
(Hugo gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: For true? (shocked)
My eyes!
They overflow with tears of joy!
I must thank you for this with all my heart... and with my power!
(Give Hugo ability to burst) Roo: From me to you. Man of hu.
On behalf of roo. Whoop de doo!
(Hugo amazed at the power)
Roo: I bid you well on your journey my friend!
Failed to produce a roda fruit
Roo: If you continue to hold out on me, I will pee on your shoes.
And my urine is quite caustic!
(Hugo tries to talk to them)
Roo: My hunger knows no bounds. It is boundless like the sea.
And should you bear roda fruit you are beautiful like the lighthouse upon that sea.
(Hugo says sorry again)
I heard you were lovable but I was misinformed.
I now hate you with every fiber of my being. (Heart-broken)
Refuse to produce a roda fruit
Roo: Who gave you the right to refuse this cuteness?
Leave now before I devour you with my adorable teeth!
The dialogue is used if Toal did not boost into his demon form. They are very similar to Hugo's dialogues, but withminor changes.
Roo
Dialogue
Wailing Blue 4F
(After Toal found Blue Moon Crest)
Roo: Fee~fi~fo~fum, I smell the blood of an ysican!
(Toal sees the roo notice they transformed into demon form) Roo: No! You are stupid and silly! Why would I do something like that?
I am a roo. I lived with the Goddesses. But now I have horns.
I guess you could say I am horny.
And I sure do dig humans (paw)
I think this will be the beginning of a beautiful friendship...
(Roo jumps around, stomach growls, Toal ask if they are hungry) Roo: Duh! Of course I am hungry.
Did you think my stomach just did that for the hell of it?
I am on the verge of starving but there is not a thing to eat anywhere. (sweat)
(Toal give roda fruit) Roo: Oh! Goddesses! Do I ever love me some roda fruit?
The things I will do to it... terrible, unspeakable acts!
Please leave me alone with that fruit!
Here, let me do something nice for you,
Consider it a thank-you gift.
(takes out Cleria ore, Toal is surprised) Roo: Damned straight! And wait till you see what I can do with it!
(Powers up Toal's claw, Toal praises them) Roo: Hello meat bag!
(Toal thanks roo again) Roo: I cannot tell you how grateful I am to you!
Flooded Prison 9F
Roo: Are you food?
I can no longer tell.
My big brother says there is a human going around feeding us.
Are you that human?
Please tell me you are that human.
(Toal give roda fruit to roo) Roo: Holy crap! are you serious?
You are the greatest human in all the land!
Please take this as a token of my thanks!
It sparkles like the stars in the sky.
But so do you eyes.
You are so dreamy!(heart)
(Gives Toal a topaz) Roo: I cannot tell you how grateful I am to you!
Roo: I cannot properly convey just how famished I am.
It almost feels like my stomach is eating itself in a bizarre spatial paradox of epic proportions!
(Toal gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: What a remarkable person you are.
The only thing more delicious than roda fruit is your tasty tasty generosity.
It has inspired me to respond in kind so please take this humblest of gifts! (paw)
(Toal received Ring of Ease)
Roo: I cannot tell you how grateful I am to you!
Silent Sands 14F
Roo: I am such an idiot!
I was super duper hungry so I went out to find some food...
And I wound up here! (sweat drops)
You look like a generous individual.
Will you contribute to the save a roo foundation?
(Toal give roda fruit to roo) Roo: Oh my! (shocked)
You are a lovely person.
Please take this as a show of my thanks!
(Toal received the Demon Greeves) Roo: I think you get the raw end of this deal personally.
What do I need with human armor?
Blighted Blood 19F
Roo: Well you look nice and flesh... I mean fresh!
Insert fruit for prize?
I will be your best friend!
You like incessant chittering and claw marks on your suit right?
(Toal gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: Whoa! For me? For true?
You are super amazing!
I should tell my old friend mister tiddles about you.
He would never believe me!
Here is a little something for your troubles.
Use it well my friend. (heart)
(Toal received Phantom Mail) Roo: I bid you well on your journey my friend!
Demonic Core 23F
Roo: The demons around here are merciless.
My cuteness is my shield.
But you are an ugly human so you may be in trouble!
I think I may die soon if I do not get food in my stomach.
Oh woe is me! (sweats)
(Toal gives roda fruit to roo) Roo: For true? (shocked)
My eyes!
They overflow with tears of joy!
I must thank you for this with all my heart... and with my power!
(Give Toal ability to burst) Roo: From me to you. Man of hu.
On behalf of roo. Whoop de doo!
(Toal amazed at the power) Roo: I bid you well on your journey my friend!
Failed to produce a Roda fruit
Roo: Your heart is as black as my stool.
(Toal tries to talk to them again) Roo: My hunger knows no bounds. It is boundless like the sea.
And should you bear roda fruit you are beautiful like the lighthouse upon that sea.
(Toal says sorry again)
You are cancer upon this world.
Please leave it.
